Thursday, July 7, 2011

Taxes in Bizarro America

In Bizarro America the rich pay far less than their share of taxes while the middle class and poor see their safety, quality of education, and infrastructure erode. In Bizarro America the rich pay far less than their share of taxes while the middle class and poor can’t get health insurance, pay more for health care, and have their benefits taken away from them by greedy Bizarro Americas.

Bizarro politician
Reward lying, cheating, and stealing. Penalize honest, hard-working people and businesses. Bizarro politicians believe that this makes good sense for Bizarro America.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Immigration in Bizarro America

In Bizarro America crooked businesses hire illegal aliens. It gives them a competitive edge over businesses that believe in following the law. Illegal aliens take the jobs of honest law-abiding Americans. This practice is obviously illegal but if they get caught they just get a slap on the wrist.

Bizarro politician
Reward lying, cheating, and stealing. Penalize honest, hard-working people and businesses. Bizarro politicians believe this makes sense and is good for Bizarro America.